Rook, blond

 Toe ek vanoggend rook toe sien ek die beeld. Ek dink dis nou tyd om op te hou.
n Blonde sekretaresse word ingeroep na die direkteure se kantoor, die twee manne vra haar om asseblief haar handtekening te sit op die dokument wat op die tafel le.
 
Sy stap nader, en plaas haar hand palm neer op die bladsy en trek n perfekte afskrif van haar hand op die bladsy.
 
Verbaas kyk die twee mans na mekaar, en sy staan op en verlaat die kantoor.
 
Die een direkteur se vir die ander een: “Ek is amper spyt ons het haar nie gevra om te parafeer nie”.
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Blog van die week

Hierdie week is Sharks my blog van die week.

Sy blog al lank se tyd. Ek het haar leer ken op Steve se blog. Met verlede jaar se Super 14 het ek ‘n wetenskap met haar aangegaan: As die Sharks wen dan sal ek Pampoen by die Spoegblog se jaareinde funksie sing en as die Bulls wen moet sy dit sing. Sy het die wetenskap toe verloor maar het kop uit getrek. Ek is bly dat haar span die jaar ‘n gunsteling is.

Gaan besoek haar gerus: http://sharks-sharksseblog.blogspot.com/

Feite oor Steve Hofmeyr

PRETORIA BORN. Same day as Michael Jackson, but 4 years later, 29 Augustus. Virgo’s.

MATRICULATED GREY COLLEGE in ‘82, Army and Border duty for 2 years and 2.5 years at Pta Tech Drama School.

He is undoubtedly one of the hardest working and creative artists in South Africa. When he’s not singing, he’s acting (plenty stage productions SUMMER HOLIDAY, JOSEPH… and DIE SOEN, 3 Movies as lead (KAMPUS, AGTER ELKE MAN and NO HERO and 3 tv soapies: GUILLAM WOUDBERG, AGTER ELKE MAN and EGOLI) and when the actor’s taking a break then the writer takes over, composing songs (13 original cd’s, 150 of his songs are being performed locally and internationally) and writing poetry (3 anthologies, one published: VALKUNS). “But I’m not a great poet. They’re pretty much economic songs or lazy thoughts condensed!”

Steve singles out hi-lites as acting opposite JOAN COLLINS, SUN CITY SUPERBOWL sell-out months in advance, and his international performances and recordings (L.A. & Belgium).

Steve is currently touring his Waarmaker cd.

Favourite foods: meat, since his wife is a vegetarian! Nothing beats pizza and wine.

Favourite time of year: January, when he goes on holiday and it’s summer in Africa!

Favourite destination: Amsterdam & Brussels & New York

The best object he’s ever brought back from overseas: Eddie Murphy Live video, E.M Cioran books, Wittgenstein philosophy, global tolerance.

Favourite part of his job: Travelling, Composing. “If I could end up as a songwriter and not sing or act I’d be very happy.” People.

Favourite pastime: Movies, reading, poetry.

The easiest song he’s ever worked on: “Laaste Lag” – On his debut album Desertbound. He wrote it with his left hand while driving his car en route to a gig.

Ultimate ambition: To see his children grow up. Writing screenplays.

Super 14 speler van die naweek

Ek wou vir Liefling aanwys vir sy briljante vertoning Vrydagaand teen die Lions. Maar het toe op Keegan Daniel van die Sharks besluit vir sy fantastiese 2 driee. Die Sharks het ook teen ‘n baie beter span gespeel.

KEEGAN DANIEL

Position: Flank
Physical: 1.88m, 92kg
Province: Sharks
Born: 05.03.85, East London
Province Caps: 23
Province Points: 30 [6t]
Province Debut: 2006 v Pumas
Super 14 Caps: 13
Super 14 Points: 0
Super 14 Debut: 2006 v Reds
Test Caps: 0
Test Points: 0
Test Debut:
This former Sharks Academy student has played the role of understudy for the past two seasons, fulfilling a vital role providing depth at flank.
With a huge work rate and plenty of pace, he is the ideal player to come on at the death of a game and make an impact when the need arises.

First Knight

Wie het First Knight gisteraand op e-tv gesien? Ek het dit so geniet dat ek dit 10 uit 10 gee. Enige rede hoekom dit nie 10 uit 10 mag kry nie? Vertel my met goeie redenasie en ek verminder die punte.

Vanuit Wikipedia:

The film follows the rogue Lancelot’s (played by Richard Gere) romance with Lady Guinevere (played by Julia Ormond) of Leonesse, who is to marry King Arthur (played by Sean Connery) of Camelot. Ben Cross appears as the villain Malagant. Director Jerry Zucker made “First Knight” as a follow-up to his Academy Award nominated 1990 hit “Ghost”. The movie opens with Lancelot fighting in small villages for money. While travelling to the next village, he chances by the carriage of Lady Guinevere, and helps spoil an ambush meant to kidnap her. Afterwards, Lady Guinevere refuses the advances of Lancelot.Later, he arrives in Camelot and successfully navigates an obstacle course called the “Gauntlet”, which wins him an audience once again with Lady Guinevere, and her husband-to-be, King Arthur. While staying in Camelot, Guinevere is kidnapped by Malagant‘s followers. In a daring rescue attempt, Lancelot feigns the role of a messenger only to escape with Guinevere and return her to Camelot. Once again, Lancelot tries to win her heart, but is unsuccessful.Overflowing with gratitude, Arthur makes Lancelot a knight of the round table. Moments before swearing loyalty to his new queen, a messenger from Leonesse arrives, with dire news that Leonesse has been attacked by Malagant.Arthur leads his troops to Leonesse, successfully defeating Malagant‘s forces in the process. Upon returning to Camelot, Lancelot feels guilty vis a vis his feelings for the queen, and in private announces his departure to her. She grants him a kiss, which turns into a passionate embrace, just in time for the king to interrupt.Lancelot and Guinevere are charged with treason. The open trial in the public square is interrupted by a surprise coup by Malagant, ready to burn the town and murder Arthur if he does not swear loyalty to Malagant. In his final moments, Arthur commands all present, “To fight! Fight like you’ve never fought before! Never surrender! Never Surrender! Fight as you never…” and is struck in the chest by four crossbow bolts, after which he says, “Camelot lives!”

The soldiers and citizens of Camelot win the battle, but Arthur dies of his wounds. On his deathbed, he asks Lancelot to “take care of her for me” – a double entendre referring to both Camelot and Lady Guinevere. The movie closes with a funeral raft carrying Arthur‘s body floating out to sea.

AfriForum

Ek het vandag vir die tweede keer geld geskenk per sms. R10 aan AfriForum. Maklik, sms net die woord FORUM na 38655. Sekondes daarna sms hulle terug met ‘n dankie dat ek Afriforum help om my stem laat hoor het met my bydrae.

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AfriForum is ‘n forum waar ons gemeenskap se stem gehoor word in ‘n samelewing waar minderhede – soos Afrikaners en die Afrikaanse gemeenskap – toenemend geïgnoreer word. AfriForum bied juis ‘n Forum vir die konstruktiewe aktivering van minderhede tot deelname aan die openbare debat en aksies, om sodoende ‘n toekoms vir ons in Afrika te verseker.

AfriForum, ‘n onafhanklike inisiatief van die vakbond Solidariteit, is ‘n nie-winsgewende instelling wat daarna streef om hierdie onttrekkingskringloop uit die weg te ruim. Die proses spoor minderhede konstruktief tot deelname aan die openbare lewe en debat aan.

Kontak Cobus om lid te word. Dis maklik en daar is baie voordele.

Cobus se e-pos, cobusv@solidariteit.co.za en direkte landlyn nommer +27(0)12 644 4340

Super 14 speler van die naweek

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Josevatu Rokocoko

 Dit vat ‘n groot man om 3 driee teen die magtige Curriebeker kampioene, die Cheetahs, te druk.

Player Stats
Position Wing
Height/Weight 1.89m / 98kg
Date & Place of Birth 06/07/1983 , Nadi, Fiji
Provincial Caps 16
Provincial Points 25 (5t)
Provincial Debut 2004 v North Harbour
Super 14 Caps 49
Super 14 Points 100 (20t)
Super 14 Debut 2003 v Waratahs
Test Caps 48
Test Points 215 (43t)
Test Debut 2003 v England
There is no doubt that Joe Rokocoko is one of the world’s most deadly finishers. 
The big 24 year-old will be keen to notch up his 50th game 
for the Blues  – and contribute to a successful campaign after missing most of last year’s Super 14. 
His attacking qualities are without question – add in his defensive game and high work-rate and you have a special player.